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Harleen Quinzel ♦♢♦ Harley Quinn ([personal profile] shewantsthej) wrote in [community profile] darkness_everlasting 2013-11-20 01:51 am (UTC)

Do it with a big ol' smiiiiile?

[--Which was precisely the thing not to say.

The much tinier figure sashayed forward, curve hips swinging as that giant mallet was trailing behind the woman as she approached the clown. It seemed almost impossible the way the woman could wield that thing with one hand so deftly, but that loving gift of sweet toxins from Ivy had certainly given Harley quite the upgrade in strength and dexterity.]


Pretty good? [Her voice hitching up into an annoying, shrill yell with each step advancing step towards The Joker, lithe body hunching forward as if she was a cat on the prowl, free hand curled into a tiny black fist--] Pretty good?! Two months gone and that's all ya have t' say t' me?!

[Oh dear, out came that mallet again, the woman expertly using her entire body to swing the oversized weapon at the man, missing his chest (purposely?) by a few--very short--inches.] I'll show you a good disappearin' act, Joker! C'mere an' see th' surprise I've been keepin' just for you.

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